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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(Source: finalfantasyfootball)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.